truckinbutch
Silver Member
Although I am flattered ; I can't help it that you bonded with me instead of 'Mommy' , who carried you into my home 3 years ago as a rescue puppy in her shirt pocket .
She was your primary caregiver for two years until I came off the road and started farming again and started taking you along with me .
The house cat that was here before you is not your personal squeaker toy .... she has a right to live here , too ....
You are doing a great job of herding cattle and keeping deer out of our garden and riding in the back of the pickup when I invite you along .
It isn't cool to grab a groundhog and shake it to death while 'Mommy's' watching ...Some things should be our own personal secret .
That feral 'kitty cat' with the white stripe down it's back caused you and I both a lot of grief ......
You don't like being bathed multiple times all night long in 'mater' juice , baking soda , and peroxide ;
LEAVE THAT DAMN SKUNK ALONE !
Another thing ; I don't care how you weasel your way into the bed between us late at night , you are not going to come between 'Mommy' and I .....
She was your primary caregiver for two years until I came off the road and started farming again and started taking you along with me .
The house cat that was here before you is not your personal squeaker toy .... she has a right to live here , too ....
You are doing a great job of herding cattle and keeping deer out of our garden and riding in the back of the pickup when I invite you along .
It isn't cool to grab a groundhog and shake it to death while 'Mommy's' watching ...Some things should be our own personal secret .
That feral 'kitty cat' with the white stripe down it's back caused you and I both a lot of grief ......
You don't like being bathed multiple times all night long in 'mater' juice , baking soda , and peroxide ;
LEAVE THAT DAMN SKUNK ALONE !
Another thing ; I don't care how you weasel your way into the bed between us late at night , you are not going to come between 'Mommy' and I .....