The LAPD, The FBI and The CIA

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The LAPD, The FBI and The CIA

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

 

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[stefen]

Then California Govenor Jerry 'Moonbeam' Brown states that the rabbit's water rations are to be cut 35% or he will fined $25,000 for each infraction...

The rabbit committed suicide...

 

[G.I.B.]

The FBI confiscates the rabbit from the Sheriff's Office who found it, calls a press conference and claims sole success.

The rabbit is released with full benefits and a subsidized government pension plan for it's silence.

Numerous squirrel's try to get in on the act.

 

[aa battery]

too much time on my hands

 

[stefen]

too much time on my hands

Keep yur hands on the table where I can see them...

 

[B J]

When Reagan was governor we called him "Ray Gun"

 

[stefen]

Know why Hillary Clinton squints her eyes when she talking to Bill?