Ray S S
Silver Member
Kidnappers are not very interested in you
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first
No one expects you to run into a burning building
People call at 9PM and ask,"Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
There is nothing left to learn the hard way
Things you buy now won't wear out
You can eat dinner at 4PM
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations
You get into heated arguments about pension plans
You have a party, and the neighbors don't even realise it
You no longer think of speed limits as a challange
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks into the room
You sing along with elevator music
Your eyes won't get much worse
Your investments in health insurance is finally to pay off
Your joints are more accurate meteiorologists than the National
weather Service
Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't
remember them either
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first
No one expects you to run into a burning building
People call at 9PM and ask,"Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
There is nothing left to learn the hard way
Things you buy now won't wear out
You can eat dinner at 4PM
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations
You get into heated arguments about pension plans
You have a party, and the neighbors don't even realise it
You no longer think of speed limits as a challange
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks into the room
You sing along with elevator music
Your eyes won't get much worse
Your investments in health insurance is finally to pay off
Your joints are more accurate meteiorologists than the National
weather Service
Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't
remember them either
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size