English translation, don't "guess" what you are looking at from 100 feet away. Went detecting and did very, very well. I went to a favorite beach, favorite because people go there and lose stuff, and it's not too far from where I live. Place had overwashed due to hurricane Jose, but not much of a cut. Wind was pushing the water up ON the beach today, though.
I go round a bend and lo! and behold! Methinks I see two nekked peoples on the beach! WELL, I certainly don't want to look at that although this beach does NOT allow nekked peoples on it.
I got closer and realize, as they were laying face down, there were thongs present, so I walked WAY around them, like, cover your eyes or you'll go blind far away. Detected some, didn't get much down there, headed back and discovered what I was REALLY looking at was two men, in their 60's I'd guess with the itsy, bitsy, tiny thongs on.
Methinks I shall barf.
Will post the finds as soon as my feet stop hurting from the walking. Give me an hour. This was an EPIC beach hunt, at least for me. Gotta go out and find eye drops to fix my vision too.
I go round a bend and lo! and behold! Methinks I see two nekked peoples on the beach! WELL, I certainly don't want to look at that although this beach does NOT allow nekked peoples on it.
I got closer and realize, as they were laying face down, there were thongs present, so I walked WAY around them, like, cover your eyes or you'll go blind far away. Detected some, didn't get much down there, headed back and discovered what I was REALLY looking at was two men, in their 60's I'd guess with the itsy, bitsy, tiny thongs on.
Methinks I shall barf.
Will post the finds as soon as my feet stop hurting from the walking. Give me an hour. This was an EPIC beach hunt, at least for me. Gotta go out and find eye drops to fix my vision too.
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