finderzzs
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- May 2, 2007
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Tight with God
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Jeff, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Jeff replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day,
the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Jeff is doing fine!
But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on
in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh crap!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Jeff, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Jeff replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day,
the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Jeff is doing fine!
But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on
in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh crap!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
