Tis the season

[onfire]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins. . . .

 

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[tiderider]

Haha!!!!!

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

LOL!
That reminded me of what St Peter said to Farrah Fawcett when she arrived. He told her, because she had been a good person, she could have anything she wished for. She said, she just wanted all of the worlds children to be safe.

Then poof, Michael Jackson died.

(sorry for the twisted humor, I actually like MJ. It was a better joke, back in the day......)