Todays online relationships

[spartacus53]

Today's online relationships

Perhaps your online relationship isn't working out if "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."

 

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[gleaner1]

Re: Today's online relationships

I know a guy that spent 2 grand on an internet dating site. Months went by and he had a couple dates but he was ready to call to get his money back. But as fate would have it, he got a date with a tall blonde drink of water and they fell in love and got married. Fifteen years later, she is a MD and he is a recently divorced shell of a man. No, really. I know of about ten women that have left their husbands for greener pastures......... found...on the internet.
That is just some funny stuff right there I dont care who you are. No, really.

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Today's online relationships

The question is: Was she "hot"

 

[gleaner1]

Re: Today's online relationships

Pretty hot she is. When I say she is a MD I mean Medical Doctor, not a Metal Detectorist , nor a metal detector. Medical Doctor trumps metal detectorist or metal detecting almost every time (when it comes to marriage or online dating). If I were doing an online relationship, I would be looking for a MD, that MD'd with a big assortment of cool MD's.

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Today's online relationships

You would look for a MD, that's aiming low there buddy..

I only look for the COO, or CEO's if they're hot that is

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

Depends on what kind of COO, CEO you are looking for.. Would you chase a NUN?

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Today's online relationships

No, nuns have bad habits

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

O.K. Look up Ceo, Coo's who are single. And Hot.. Send a Flirt!!! Online Dating, Make sure you Use Protection..

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Today's online relationships

Protection like Smith & Wesson

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

Protection like Smith & Wesson

Smith & Wesson, Remington, Winchester, Mossberg, Beneli, Beretta..

They Can all be used in a Shotgun Wedding

 

[gleaner1]

Re: Today's online relationships

Awesome stuff you guys, I could never keep up with your astronomical wittyness's. Seriously. Anyway, my shell of a man buddy just hooked up with a corporate lawyer, a brunette bomber from hell. He embraces punishment and she is desperate. COO's and CEO's are not relationship material, nobody wants to have a relationship with power freak.

 

[spartacus53]

Re: Today's online relationships

gleaner1, Freaks are a good thing

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

Awesome stuff you guys, I could never keep up with your astronomical wittyness's. Seriously. Anyway, my shell of a man buddy just hooked up with a corporate lawyer, a brunette bomber from hell. He embraces punishment and she is desperate. COO's and CEO's are not relationship material, nobody wants to have a relationship with power freak.

gleaner1, You have to Assert Yourself, Lay down the law.. Before they beat you to the punch..

gleaner1, Freaks are a good thing

Speaking of!!! How is the nite life treating you.. CEO's, And COO's do stay and work late at the Office..

 

[gleaner1]

Re: Today's online relationships

Awesome stuff you guys, I could never keep up with your astronomical wittyness's. Seriously. Anyway, my shell of a man buddy just hooked up with a corporate lawyer, a brunette bomber from hell. He embraces punishment and she is desperate. COO's and CEO's are not relationship material, nobody wants to have a relationship with power freak.

gleaner1, You have to Assert Yourself, Lay down the law.. Before they beat you to the punch..

gleaner1, Freaks are a good thing

Speaking of!!! How is the nite life treating you.. CEO's, And COO's do stay and work late at the Office..

Not nowadays...

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

Awesome stuff you guys, I could never keep up with your astronomical wittyness's. Seriously. Anyway, my shell of a man buddy just hooked up with a corporate lawyer, a brunette bomber from hell. He embraces punishment and she is desperate. COO's and CEO's are not relationship material, nobody wants to have a relationship with power freak.

gleaner1, You have to Assert Yourself, Lay down the law.. Before they beat you to the punch..

gleaner1, Freaks are a good thing

Speaking of!!! How is the nite life treating you.. CEO's, And COO's do stay and work late at the Office..

Not nowadays...

Start with a 6 pack, If that don't help.. Get a Keg.. It will help loosen a few screws..

 

[gleaner1]

Re: Today's online relationships

Never go on an online date sober. Never. After all, that's why yer doin it.

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

Never go on an online date sober. Never. After all, that's why yer doin it.

Yeah! And thats what happened to my TV hero.. Al Bundy.. First it's a 6 pack, then dinner, A 6 pack. Then a Movie: Another 6 pack. Then its sittin in the car Smooching: Another 6 pack. Then Guess what, You finally get lucky..

Next day, You wake up wondering what happened the night before, While trying to figure out why you have a ring on..

Shotgun Wedding.. Use Protection when dating online.. Ue The "DELETE" button.

 

[Chug And Red]

Re: Today's online relationships

Never go on an online date sober. Never. After all, that's why yer doin it.

Yeah! And thats what happened to my TV hero.. Al Bundy.. First it's a 6 pack, then dinner, A 6 pack. Then a Movie: Another 6 pack. Then its sittin in the car Smooching: Another 6 pack. Then Guess what, You finally get lucky..

Next day, You wake up wondering what happened the night before, While trying to figure out why you have a ring on..

Shotgun Wedding.. Use Protection when dating online.. Ue The "DELETE" button.

reminds me of a country song that says "I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name" LOL Red

 

[poorhunter78]

Re: Today's online relationships

Never go on an online date sober. Never. After all, that's why yer doin it.

Yeah! And thats what happened to my TV hero.. Al Bundy.. First it's a 6 pack, then dinner, A 6 pack. Then a Movie: Another 6 pack. Then its sittin in the car Smooching: Another 6 pack. Then Guess what, You finally get lucky..

Next day, You wake up wondering what happened the night before, While trying to figure out why you have a ring on..

Shotgun Wedding.. Use Protection when dating online.. Ue The "DELETE" button.

reminds me of a country song that says "I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name" LOL Red

I know a guy who woke up married, They found him in a barn! Surrounded by this strange Moooowing sound!!

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: Today's online relationships

Sad true story :
I dated an MD with double D's . Slender , tall enough to hunt geese with a rake , dark hair that hung below her waist . Runner , rower , new age . Wanted a 'house husband' to make babies with her and stay home and raise them while she practiced medicine . Didn't quite fit my job description and I declined the offer .
She found a guy and married him on my birthday (I got an invitation to the wedding). They had three little girls and she built a very large practice . Life was good for all of them until breast cancer
overtook her . Left Donald a widower with three young girls to care for .
Kimberly Stearns MD , RIP .