TRUISIMS<some thoughts for the new year>

Ray S S

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1>It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

2>You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

3>We have enough youth. How about a 'Fountain of Smart'?

4>The original point & click interface was a Smith & Wesson

5>A FOOL AND HIS MONEY can throw one heck of a party.

5>Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

6>Don't Drink And Drive, you might hit a bump and spill something.

7>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

8<We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

9>Red meat is not bad for you. FUZZY GREEN meat is BAD for you.

10>Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and produce reproductive organs.

11> Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

12> The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up
75% of the population.
 

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