Salvor6
Silver Member
- Feb 5, 2005
- 3,755
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- Detector(s) used
- Aquapulse, J.W. Fisher Proton 3, Pulse Star II, Detector Pro Headhunter, AK-47
- Primary Interest:
- Shipwrecks
My neighbor, Cliff, died on the operating table but was brought back to life a few minutes later. He told me he was standing at the Pearly Gates about to enter when St. Peter said "Wait a minute. I need to check your truth clock." Everyone has a truth clock. When you tell a lie it moves forward. St. Peter showed Cliff Mother Teresa's clock and it had never moved. He showed Abraham Lincoln's clock and it just moved two minutes. Cliff asked; "Where is George Bush's clock?" St. Peter said "Oh it is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
