Two Muslims

rockhound

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Two muslims decide to come to America for a better life. After arriving a finding an apartment, the started searching for employment. After a few weeks both were hired by the same company. This was good they thought because they could buy one vehicle and ride to work together. After visiting the company and seeing the parking area, they decided they needed a car that would be visible in the thousands of cars in the parking area. After looking at several, the decided on a yellow Volkwagen beetle.
They drove to work Monday morning and when they got off work that evening they were astonished to see that there was a hundred yellow Volkswagens in the parking area. They had to try their keys in each ine until they found the one that worked. That evening they went to a store and bought a tennis ball, They put this on their antenna. The next afternoon after work they discovered every yellow Volkwagen had a tennis ball on their antenna. Again they had to try every one until the found the one their key would work on. Every day that week they tried many different things only to find they were duplicated by all the others. By the end of the week they were so frustrated they decide to seel the Volkwagen and something else. After pouring through newspapers and trade magazines they found their solution. The ad said''camel for sale". In their country almost everyone used camels and it was the preferred transportation, but over here they had only seen a few. Monday moring they rode their camel to work, tied it up and left it soem food and water. That evening when they walked into the parking area, their mouths dropped. The parking lot was full of camels. One turned to the othe rone and asked ''Now what do we do?'' The other one said, " I know, Remember when we were riding to work this morning, that woman passed us and said, look at those two buttholes on that camel." rockhound
 

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