"New Special Forces Unit Formed"
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
"United States Redneck Special Forces"
(USRSF)
These SOUTHERN boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists :
into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups,
country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible
for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups,
country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible
for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects
the problem in Iraq
to be over by Friday. .
the problem in Iraq
to be over by Friday. .
