Ray S S
Silver Member
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we
should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches
off your tail end."
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simple couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What
the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook
them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom. "Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow!!!!'
should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches
off your tail end."
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simple couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What
the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook
them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom. "Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow!!!!'
