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Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
> marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just
> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
> drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
> Because of t he long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
> expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you
> will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
> two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a
> year."
>
> The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
> The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it "
> marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just
> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
> drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
> Because of t he long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
> expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you
> will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
> two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a
> year."
>
> The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
> The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it "
Ouch, the agony of defeat! 
