WV Hillbilly
Hero Member
> ---- 60 above zero:
> Arizonians turn on the heat.
> People in Montana plant gardens.
>
> 50 above zero:
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Butte sunbathe.
>
> 40 above zero:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Montana drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above zero:
> Distilled water freezes.
> The water in Helena gets thicker.
>
> 20 above zero:
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above zero:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> Zero:
> People in Miami all die.
> People in Montana close the windows.
>
> 10 below zero:
> Californians fly away to Mexico
> People in Montana get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below zero:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below zero:
> Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below zero:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Montana drivers get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
>
> 460 below zero:
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
> People in Montana start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
>
> 500 below zero:
> Hell freezes over.
> Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
> Arizonians turn on the heat.
> People in Montana plant gardens.
>
> 50 above zero:
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Butte sunbathe.
>
> 40 above zero:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Montana drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above zero:
> Distilled water freezes.
> The water in Helena gets thicker.
>
> 20 above zero:
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above zero:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> Zero:
> People in Miami all die.
> People in Montana close the windows.
>
> 10 below zero:
> Californians fly away to Mexico
> People in Montana get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below zero:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below zero:
> Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below zero:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Montana drivers get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
>
> 460 below zero:
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
> People in Montana start saying...'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
>
> 500 below zero:
> Hell freezes over.
> Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
