Whats the best prank you ever pulled on someone?

[Smee]

Lift the back of the commode, place dead perch in tank (freshly dead so as to allow a day or two for scent to develop) and wait.

If he loves his truck, puree the fish and pour into vent openings at the bottom of windshield just below the wiper blades. It will soak throughout the ventilation system, usually running out onto the carpet.

However, you have already broken the first rule of revenge . . . NEVER tell anyone about it.

For more info, consult "The Avenger's Handbook" (http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/TAH.html). Fun reading. You might even like the superglue in the keylock on the doors.

 

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[pegleglooker]

hey gang,
If someone REALLY pi$$ed me off I would take the valve core stem out of ALL their tires and tape them to the windshield.. Back in the day tow trucks carried enough air for only 2 tires.... and one has to be patient for REALLY bad weather 1st

PLL

 

[Old Dog]

PLL,
I got 86ed out of a bar in my youth.
It made me mad because it was someone elses fault .
I walked over to my truck and got a claw hammer...
and went and snaked the valve stems off the car belonging to the guy who threw me out.

Just thought I would mention the claw hammer,
it has a very dramatic effect when getting even, a certain amount of fear factor as well.
People won't go near you when an impliment of destruction is involved.

Looking back I was pretty lucky to get away unscathed.

 

[pegleglooker]

hey old dog,
That why I did it my way.... It really didn't steal anything but air, plus I left the stems on the windshield. It usually made the driver mad when, after he paid to have someone come out, and as he was driving away he saw the stems....

PLL

 

[trish76642]

NEVER tell anyone about it

LOL...i like to make em sit back, wait and wonder, looking over their shoulder, till one day they forget all about it, then BAM...

wished there was some way i could put flour or pink glitter in his air conditioner vents in his truck...

 

[trish76642]

Any ideas on how to get rid of your daughters sorry a s s boyfriend?
I mean... are there other options besides killing him and duct taping cement block to his boots and throwing him over a bridge? or hiring a hit man?

 

[truckinbutch]

Any ideas on how to get rid of your daughters sorry a s s boyfriend?
I mean... are there other options besides killing him and duct taping cement block to his boots and throwing him over a bridge? or hiring a hit man?

My daughter told me today that she is preggers . You gonna stand up like a man or am I gonna have to take you to court to own your sorry A$$ for the next 18 years ?

 

[diggemall]

Any ideas on how to get rid of your daughters sorry a s s boyfriend?
I mean... are there other options besides killing him and duct taping cement block to his boots and throwing him over a bridge? or hiring a hit man?

So you want to date my daughter ?

Young men, this is required reading before the doorbell rings. If there are any questions remaining after reading this, it is obvious intellegent thought does not exist between your ears, and you are not welcome. Go home.

"Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine."


Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my truck?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Football games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a sand dune in a Middle Eastern Desert. When my PTSD starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER:


cut on line and return to me
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name:___________________________ Date of Birth:______________________ Height:__________ Weight:____________ I.Q.___________ GPA:_________
Social Security Number:___________________
Driver's License #:____________
Boy Scout Rank:_______________________________________
Home Address:____________________________ City:____________________ State:____________________________ Zip Code:__________________
How fast can you run: 40 yards?_______________ 2 miles?___________________
Do you own a (A)Van?____ (B)Truck with oversized tires?_____ (C)Waterbed?_____
Do you have an earing, nose ring or belly button ring?__________ Tatoo?_________ NOTE: If you answered YES to any part of questions #8, discontinue the application process and leave the premises!
In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
_______________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
_______________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
_______________________________________________________
Church you Attend:______________How often do you attend?_________
When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and minister?_________
Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely. All answers are confidential. (That means I won't tell anyone, ever.) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is the__________.
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is___________________________.
A Women's place is in the _________________________.
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is__________________.
In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like______________to be contacted.
My greatest fear is__________________________________________.
When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her___________________. NOTE: If the answer to the last question begins with a "B", discontinue the application process and leave the premises. Keeping your head low, and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.
What do you want to be "IF" you grow up?____________________________
Have you ever been fingerprinted?______ Had a DNA sample taken and recorded?_______
Your dentist is____________ Emergency phone #____________.

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT, UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION
Sign Here in your own blood:___________________________


I handed a copy of this to my eldest daughters first HS boyfriend. The poor guy really didn't know whether to take it as a joke, or not.

Diggem'

 

[pegleglooker]

hey gang,
When Kristin was 16 we had a old fax machine in the living room and would " fax " the app to a " agency " ( my work ). Then I would fax back a form that read off like a wanted poster at the post office. She believed it for a short while and MAN was she upset when she found out it wasn't true.

But she didn't date for awhile and was VERY careful about who she dated....

PLL

 

[trish76642]

Hate to say that sorry sucker is the father of my precious little grand~daughter.
He does nothing to help my daughter Financially, if she needs diapers, i buy them for her! When her daycare bill is due, 95 bucks a week, i pay it!
Last night he called ,litterally, every 5 minutes to argue with her, she would hang up on him, I got fed up with it and the last time i answered the phone, and he said, "Can i speak to her please,?" I said "NO, you can talk to her tomorrow" he said, "JUST PUT HER ON THE PHONE!" (yeah, his mistake when he yelled at me IN MY OWN HOUSE!) So...needless to say, i called him a M*&^%$#r F*&^%R and told him He Better NOT EVER call my D*&N House AGAIN and Disrespect me like that..EVER!

Butch? I hope the father of your grandbaby isnt a sorry P.O.S. like what my daughter has to deal with...And i've told her over and over and over, I knew he was sorry when i met him! "You dont need his sorry a$$!," My daughter is beautiful yall, and im not just saying that because she's my kid, theres not a time, ever, that we arent out together some where and total strangers will walk up and tell her she could be a model. I dont get it!

Diggem? YOU are my new HEROE brother!
Reminded me of my daddy when i started dating...he better not pull up in the driveway and honk the horn! Thats a BIG no no! I did my girls the same way...but somewhere along the line i did something wrong, dont know what...oh yeah i do too, i shoulda pulled a gun on him first time he knocked on my door. Im real good at spotting a sorry ba$~$tard when i see one.

Tee & PLL...he makes me think bad bad thoughts....Murdering thoughts.

 

[allen]

I worked on a loading dock and wore an old jacket
that had a hole in the sleeve and shoved a stick through
both sides, found some ketchup packets, poured those
onto my jacket , arm and hand then went into a truck
trailer, let out a bloody scream, came stumbling out of
the trailer and my supervisor saw the "blood" and almost
passed out. I ended up getting a three day unpaid vacation
for this little stunt, but damn well worth the look on his face.
By the way I did this on April fools day 2003, beautiful day.

 

[trish76642]

I worked on a loading dock and wore an old jacket
that had a hole in the sleeve and shoved a stick through
both sides, found some ketchup packets, poured those
onto my jacket , arm and hand then went into a truck
trailer, let out a bloody scream, came stumbling out of
the trailer and my supervisor saw the "blood" and almost
passed out. I ended up getting a three day unpaid vacation
for this little stunt, but damn well worth the look on his face.
By the way I did this on April fools day 2003, beautiful day.

lol...Allen, that was mean...funny! ...but mean...

 

[truckinbutch]

I had a lying truck dispatcher up near Pittsburgh that was so well liked that he locked himself in a small cubicle every day and handed paperwork through a fist size hole in bulletproof plexiglass to us drivers .
Second time he shafted me I put him on notice and he laughed at me ; telling me that I couldn't get to him to do anything about it .
Third time was his fault ....I reprimed and refused a dummy pineapple hand grenade .
Next morning I walked up to his window smiling , held the grenade up where he could see and hear , pulled the pin and let go the handle .
CHING went the handle ,POP ! went the primer ,and smoke was coming out of the grenade as I stuffed it through the little hole in his
unbreakable window to roll across his desk into his lap .......
I ran around the corner and held his now unlocked door closed as I listened to him scream for help until security arrived and made me let him out .
I got a 3 week suspension .
What the heck ! He was much nicer to everyone after that .

 

[trish76642]

I had a lying truck dispatcher up near Pittsburgh that was so well liked that he locked himself in a small cubicle every day and handed paperwork through a fist size hole in bulletproof plexiglass to us drivers .
Second time he shafted me I put him on notice and he laughed at me ; telling me that I couldn't get to him to do anything about it .
Third time was his fault ....I reprimed and refused a dummy pineapple hand grenade .
Next morning I walked up to his window smiling , held the grenade up where he could see and hear , pulled the pin and let go the handle .
CHING went the handle ,POP ! went the primer ,and smoke was coming out of the grenade as I stuffed it through the little hole in his
unbreakable window to roll across his desk into his lap .......
I ran around the corner and held his now unlocked door closed as I listened to him scream for help until security arrived and made me let him out .
I got a 3 week suspension .
What the heck ! He was much nicer to everyone after that .

lmao...to bad you didnt get that on tape butch..i would of loved to seen it.

 

[truckinbutch]

Trish ,
It was fun . That dispatcher got tired of being called by other drivers after that that asked , " What did you do to Butch ? I just saw him in a truckstop shining a new hand grenade .... Looked like a real one to me ......"

 

[truckinbutch]

Tee ,
Ya definatly don't want me playing for the other team . Winners write the history

 

[Old Dog]

When I was a much younger Dog,
I hired on to a crew that was rebuilding a summer camp.
when everything was assigned, I was put to the task of painting a large water tank.
The tank was much larger than estimated and we ran out of paint with the top not painted.

That was when we found out that our boss was a @%$hole.
He told us we had wasted the paint and that we were to purchase what we needed for the job and finish out of our own pockets.
we grudgingly went to town and purchased paint,
as we went, the more I thought about it.
The more I thought about it,
The closer I came to realise ...What a tight (!)
If I have to buy paint, I'll buy what I like.
we purchased 1/2 gal black
1 quart white
2oz pink

returned to the job and finished.
the camp was set to be inspected by the Army corps of Engineers the next week.
much to our surprise they arrived in a helicopter.
they took the camp super up to show him the camp from the air...

The very first thing he saw was the giant playboy bunny painted on top of the water tank.

He could yell all he wanted.
we already had been paid.

 

[diggemall]

It's nice to see that I'm not the only one that ascribes to the motto:

Don't get even................Get AHEAD !!!


Diggem'

 

[pegleglooker]

I worked on a loading dock and wore an old jacket
that had a hole in the sleeve and shoved a stick through
both sides, found some ketchup packets, poured those
onto my jacket , arm and hand then went into a truck
trailer, let out a bloody scream, came stumbling out of
the trailer and my supervisor saw the "blood" and almost
passed out. I ended up getting a three day unpaid vacation
for this little stunt, but damn well worth the look on his face.
By the way I did this on April fools day 2003, beautiful day.

When I was about 17 I got kicked out of a drive in for wearing a scary rubber mask ( with a fake hatchet in it ) and ketchup for blood. I was acting like I was wounded and was going from car to car pleading for help.... It was a riot !!!!

PLL

 

[Bridge End Farm]

Any ideas on how to get rid of your daughters sorry a s s boyfriend?
I mean... are there other options besides killing him and duct taping cement block to his boots and throwing him over a bridge? or hiring a hit man?

Give him to the Marines