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He's hiding from Chuck Norris.
Why Is It So Hard To Find Bigfoot
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris has a bear rug in front of his fireplace.
The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can lift a chair with one hand . . . while he's sitting on it.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
When Chuck Norris enters a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris once went to court and the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the police for making bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
A solar eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can lift a chair with one hand . . . while he's sitting on it.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
When Chuck Norris enters a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris once went to court and the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the police for making bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
A solar eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didn't have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Some guys pees their name in the snow . . .
Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can walk on water. He's not Jesus, the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Some guys pees their name in the snow . . .
Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can walk on water. He's not Jesus, the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings
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His name is Darryl
Yes, his name is Darryl and he does lots of commercials. You can't find him because he lives in Malibu in a gated and guarded community. He drives a red Porsche, so no one would look there.
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Nice! I needed a good laugh this morning.
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