Badger Bart
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- Mar 24, 2005
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WHY REDNECKS MAY NOT MAKE GOOD PARAMEDICS
Billy Bob and Sonny are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sonny grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sonny is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence. and then a shot is heard.
Billy Bob voice comes back on the line, "Okay ... now what?"
Billy Bob and Sonny are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sonny grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sonny is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence. and then a shot is heard.
Billy Bob voice comes back on the line, "Okay ... now what?"
