Wife Get Even

[jlove429]

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."


The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating ?"


Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."


As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"


The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."


As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
"Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"


The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing
your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."


The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."


And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband
always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking".

 

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[jeff of pa]

You forgot the ending

So the officer rips up the Tickets
and says Sir you have enough problems.

I'd be speeding to get where I'm going,
and drinking too

 

[Needle]

With all that experience, I bet you are one of best drivers on the road, a shining example for your loving Family.

 

[jeff of pa]

I believe Kids make a Difference.
They don't want to Look bad "Busting daddy"

 

[truckinbutch]

I believe Kids make a Difference.
They don't want to Look bad "Busting daddy"

Ya think so ? Picture this:Wife,4 kids;late Saturday night sober on the way home from visiting family. No weapons,drugs,or other contraband when we get stopped in a routine DUI check.
Life is good until the officer looks at my 7 year old son strapped in his seat between my wife and I in the front and says"What do you think about this,'little buddie' ?"
The last of my line proudly acknowledged the recognition by beaming a smile up at the officer and saying...
"I'm sure glad you aren't the G*D*%M##FR Daddy said was stopping us."
Yup.Before the rest of you say it;I cleaned up my talk and attitude after that.Brought home to me how much my attitude affected my children.