3 Dumb Hillbillies

[stefen]

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!....She bought an air conditioner. '

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'

1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'

 

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[boogeyman]

Nope, Nope, Nope.......... Ain't even gonna touch that one. I've got enough PMs from the Mods.

 

[Glenns5900]

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Wouldn't you too if your pecker was on your face?

 

[stefen]

How much wood would a woodpecker peck if he had a woodpecker...a peck full?

 

[boogeyman]

Don't be downing chickens! Can you whistle through you pecker?

 

[stefen]

No, but turnabout and play a harmonica