4 Secrets to Happy Relationships:

[stoney56]

It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
It is important to find a woman who makes good money
It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex
It is important that these three women never meet.

 

[Gypsy Heart]

 

[stoney56]

Men forget everything; women remember everything.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

 

[Montana Jim]

 

[Cynangyl]

rofl You are just full of it tonight, aren't you!

 

[stoney56]

rofl You are just full of it tonight, aren't you!

Uh huh.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

 

[Cynangyl]

rofl You are just full of it tonight, aren't you!

Uh huh.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Grapes are MUCH better than wine anyway!

 

[Mental Granny]

Grapes you can take by the handful but, wine if you dont put a cork in it .........

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Grapes you can take by the handful but, wine if you dont put a cork in it .........

 

[stoney56]

 

[Cynangyl]

 

[stefen]

I don't see any humor in an actual truth

 

[Cynangyl]

lol Stefen The truth is he just loves being in the doghouse...so much attention! He has become addicted to zaps! rofl

 

[stoney56]

lol Stefen The truth is he just loves being in the doghouse...so much attention! He has become addicted to zaps! rofl

Pffffffttt.

 

[Cynangyl]

lol Stefen The truth is he just loves being in the doghouse...so much attention! He has become addicted to zaps! rofl

Pffffffttt.

LOL you know it is true!

 

[Mental Granny]

I did not even suggest the dog house today it is sooo cold and like you said he likes it but, see he is using reverse scicology on us if we think he likes it there we will with hold it from him! But I like having a warm bed sooo I will wait til it gets warmer unless hes really bad!

 

[warsawdaddy]

Remember,Confuscious say,'wife who puts husband in doghouse,finds him in cathouse'