5 Undeniable Facts

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5 Undeniable Facts

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1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.


2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.


3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.


4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.


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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit .


A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

























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[stefen]

Lost a former classmate and his gal-pal who were both shot while flying united...no mention of condom in newspaper article...hmmmmm

 

[texasred777]

A friend lost his dad that way. He was on a job out of town, met a woman. After sharing a bedroom together a couple of times, the husband walked in while they were in bed together, and shot him dead.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Well, I can verify that:
Men who don't complain about their wifes cooking, don't get stobbed at the dinner table, with the steak knife,
accidentally, of course.

 

[Goose-0]

"Stobbed" ? It must have been an accident.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

"Stobbed" ? It must have been an accident.

Just to clarify, a stobbing is an almost stabbing, cut short.

 

[highlander]

all 5 r cold hard facts