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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 85-year-old said, "Things
are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 24 year-old bride
who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The Doctor considered this question for a moment and then said, and I
quote: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he
was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large
male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun
at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but, out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots
rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 85-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
"My point exactly." the doctor replied.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 85-year-old said, "Things
are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 24 year-old bride
who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The Doctor considered this question for a moment and then said, and I
quote: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he
was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large
male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun
at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but, out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots
rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 85-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
"My point exactly." the doctor replied.
