A Blonde in the ER

[BrisJoe]

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?'
'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &
then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants...
I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

 

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[smokeythecat]

Angels and ministers of grace preserve us

 

[boogeyman]

She should've known that she's a blonde and sound doesn't travel through a vacuum, so no finger needed!

 

[bzbadger]

Boogeyman you shouldn't assume the blonde knows there's another definition of vacuum other than the one they use to clean with