A day in the life of a Pirate

[spartacus53]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" says the pirate. "I feel fine."

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now."

Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to
your hand?"

Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really"

Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
up and one of them pooped in my eye."

"You're kidding," says the bartender. "You lost an eye just from birdpoop?"

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

 

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[hammered]

spartacus, how strange is that, we post the same joke on the same day.In deference to your longer service to Tnet I will remove mine.

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