rwsnc
Hero Member
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2007
- Messages
- 987
- Reaction score
- 12
- Golden Thread
- 0
- Location
- Raleigh, NC
- Detector(s) used
- Minelab Xterra 705, Minelab Xterra 70, Compass Relic Magnum 7a, Compass Coin Magnum, Garrett AT Pro (Sold)
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
- #1
Thread Owner
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell', and you say something with 'ass'." The 4-year- old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!
He flies out of the chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out as his mother is in hot pursuit, slapping his rear at every step. Mom locks him in his r oom and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks, in a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
aw heck 
