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and she . says, "Dr., I am having a terrible time with gas. I seem to be breaking wind all the time, but it doesn't smell bad. Ooh - see? There it is again."
The Dr. says, "I see. I think I can help with that." Then he gives her a prescription, and tells her to come back in a week.
The next week, the old woman is back in the Doctor's office. "Doctor," she says, "I still have the gas, but now it smells something awful!"
To which the doctor replies, "Okay, now that your sense of smell is working, let's work on getting rid of your gas problem."
The Dr. says, "I see. I think I can help with that." Then he gives her a prescription, and tells her to come back in a week.
The next week, the old woman is back in the Doctor's office. "Doctor," she says, "I still have the gas, but now it smells something awful!"
To which the doctor replies, "Okay, now that your sense of smell is working, let's work on getting rid of your gas problem."