A man took his wife to the Rodeo

[stefen]

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was of breeding bulls....

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little farther and saw another pen with a sign that said: "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You really could learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go and ask him if it was with the same cow."

 

[Dimeman]

 

[WV Hillbilly]

 

[ivan salis]

well the good news she will not be asking him for anymore. the bad news is she'll just ask for 1/2 of everything and ask someone esle ---or she say forget the half stuff and just ask someone and spent the rest of the time making him miserible and worrying him to death.