Tubecity
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A Redneck's Core Beliefs
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back
me up.. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks
are made of.. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this
on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of
'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with
great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor
intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren 't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your
kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs.
God Bless the USA!
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back
me up.. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks
are made of.. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this
on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of
'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with
great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor
intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren 't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your
kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs.
God Bless the USA!
And PROUD to admit it! 
