Amputee on the beach (not for youngsters)

[Mighty AP]

A young, handsome man is walking along the beach when he see's a woman with no legs or arms lying on a towel, smiling at him. Not wanting to be rude he struck up a conversation with her. After a few minutes she tells him "You are such a handsome man..........I have never been hugged by a man before."
He thinks about it & says what the hell, picks her up & gives her a big hug.
"You are so atractive..........I've never been kissed by a man before."
What the hell. He picks her up & gives her a big, passionate kiss. By now she is completely turned on.
"My God you are so hot..........I've never been screwed by a man before!"
What the hell. He picks her up & throws her as far as he can into the surf as he yells "WELL YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!"

 

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[hammered]

. four gongs before it gets yanked by the joke police .
Nice one AP.

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[truckinbutch]

 

[Mighty AP]

. four gongs before it gets yanked by the joke police .
Nice one AP.

hammered

Yeah...........thought this one might be a bit too much.

 

[hammered]

. four gongs before it gets yanked by the joke police .
Nice one AP.

hammered

Yeah...........thought this one might be a bit too much.

ndnd
Yeah got too close with one and it got yanked, never mind, yours is still here , for now.

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[desertfox]

HH

 

[Kiwijohn]

I guess her name was 'Bob' after all

 

[stefen]

I guess her name was 'Bob' after all

Actually, the feminine tense is Bobby

 

[Marc(NB)]

yep the whining will begin soon...

 

[stefen]

Wonder if she had floaties

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

That's all... just....