jerrync
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Bill and Hillary Clinton --at the Yankee season opener
Sitting in the first box seat row, With the Secret
Service agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hil lary,
looks back at the Agent, then nods his head NO.
The agent then says, 'Mr. President, it was at the
unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner
on down to the bat boy.'
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when
the agent tells him that the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's
what the people want."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar
and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
her right over the low box seat rail, with her falling
head over heels onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill
you! You <@*$%^+f&&)b&?&s(&&/&$%*>!!!..".
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &
down, cheering, hooting &hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the a gent and says, "I would never
have believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing his agent has gone totally pale,
Bill asks him, 'What's wrong ?'.
The agent replies, "Mr. President, I said they wanted
you to throw out the first "Pitch"."
Sitting in the first box seat row, With the Secret
Service agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hil lary,
looks back at the Agent, then nods his head NO.
The agent then says, 'Mr. President, it was at the
unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner
on down to the bat boy.'
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when
the agent tells him that the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's
what the people want."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar
and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
her right over the low box seat rail, with her falling
head over heels onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill
you! You <@*$%^+f&&)b&?&s(&&/&$%*>!!!..".
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &
down, cheering, hooting &hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the a gent and says, "I would never
have believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing his agent has gone totally pale,
Bill asks him, 'What's wrong ?'.
The agent replies, "Mr. President, I said they wanted
you to throw out the first "Pitch"."
Good one, only if Hillary would have landed on Obama..... 
