One never knows just what one little question might bring on. This has been a bushel of fun. And informative, to some extent. I've enjoyed all the pros, cons, banter, etc.
If we could train our dogs to take a 'dump' before we take them for a walk, would that solve the problem? I'll have to answer my own question. No! I used to try, and sometime succeeded in getting my two to do that before taking them for a walk. I often wondered if the walking caused them to need to 'go' again, or if the different area caused them to want to do so to possibly 'mark' some territory. Both would quite often 'go' before we left our yard; but would 'go' again before we returned home. Gender a difference? No, one was male and one was female. Of course, the male was always marking his territory with his urine; but that's a different area of conversation.
Back to the original question: And we are the crazy ones? No, definitely we aren't. And the ones that cause the question to be asked are not the crazy ones either. But the fault and blame lies with them. They are the ones that caused this thread to get so large. No, I'm not saying all dog owners. I'm saying that the ones that abuse dog ownership are the ones that are to blame. When you let your dog do their 'business' in someone else's yard, a park, or anywhere except your own property, you are abusing the property, the owner of said property, and even your dog if you don't clean it up to the best of your ability.
It's not hard to put a couple of baggies into your pocket or purse for 'in case'. I use the old style, cheaper style that have the 'tuck and fold over' type openings. I can put my hand into one, pick up the dropping, pull the top part down off of my hand, and close it without getting my hand 'dirty'. It is so simple, even a 'caveman' can do it! lol Then I carry it until I get to a trash can or dumpster and drop it in.