Another Lame One

[fossis]

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
Bump
Bump
Bump...
Walking faster, he looks back & through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the street toward him.
Bump
Bump
Bump...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
Faster
Faster
Bump
Bump
Bump...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams & locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clapity-bump
clapity-Bump
clapity-Bump... on his heels.
the terrified man runs, rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud crash the casket breaks down the door. Bumping, & clapping toward him. The man screams & reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperately he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and...
(hopefully you're ready for this)...... THE COFFIN STOPS

, Fossis..............

 

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LOL AA

 

[borninok]

Now that was funny! Loved it.
--Mel

borninok

 

[fossis]

Thanks guys,

Fossis............... :P

 

[irbaddadjoe]

Oh my goodness!

 

[Cynangyl]

LOL I guess the lame ones are the funny ones!

 

[Montana Jim]

Well done Fossis! I was hanging on every bump!