Another old, repeated joke

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The wife wakes up in the middle of the night and hears her husband in the kitchen sobbing uncontrolably. "What's wrong, Honey?" she asked. "Husband mired in debt with teenage kids problems replied, "Do you remember that night we were making love in the back seat of my car and your Dad caught us? Remember when he held that shotgun to my head and said if I didn't marry you I'd be sent to prison for twenty years?" "Yes." she replied. "Well, I would have got out today!".

 

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