Sorry, I can't help myself.
The Ford Motor Company is giving away a dog with every new Ford purchase, that way you have someone to walk home with.
I was thinking the reason for the heated glass in the back window.
So the guys helping you push it off off the road don't get cold hands.
Reminds me of the old Ford TV commercial:
97% of the vehicles sold since XXX are still on the road.
Guess that must of meant 3% actually made it home!
I hear the Ford passenger side mirror has a warning printed on it:
WARNING! Objects in mirror may be dumber than they look.
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD - First On Race Day
FORD spelled backwards is: DROF - Driver Returning On Foot
FORD - Ford Out Runs Dodge
GMC - Garage Man's Companion
Chevy Trucks "Like a Rock"
AKA - Looks Like a ROCK - Runs Like a ROCK
There R only Two Kinds of People in this world:
Those who have enough Intelligence to OWN a Ford
And those who DON'T