onfire
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [B][/B]
[B]Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate[/B]
[B]from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment[/B]
[B]and pulls back the covers.[/B]
[B][/B]
[B][/B]
[B]She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,[/B]
[B]Sir. They look fine."[/B]
[B][/B]
[B]The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says[/B]
[B]very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen[/B]
[B]very, very closely:[/B]
[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Are - my - test - results - back?"
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