Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

[Badger Bart]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. ( ala Indiana Jones, remember the guy with the sword? )

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever! done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What! does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have! a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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! Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! click ...

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"

 

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[jeff of pa]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

well, I guess according to that I'm a Democrat

How would I know he's a Terrorist & not Just Going to Run by me ?

Or Running up to me Screaming for Help ?

 

[packerbacker]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

I'm somewhere between Republican and Redneck. I wouldn't reload.

 

[Jeffro]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Ditto for me, somewhere between Republican and redneck-

I saw this one awhile back and wanted to post it, but didn't have it forwarded to me. The one I saw had the terrorist screaming "Death to American infidels!"

And Jeff- reread that- The street is deserted, just you your wife and kids and the perp.

I know its a joke e-mail, but in all seriousness, he'd be dead with no regrets.

 

[jeff of pa]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

And Jeff- reread that- The street is deserted, just you your wife and kids and the perp.

Ok , in that case I'd need to Ask, Is my Wife Sweet or a Pain in the Wallet ?
Maby I should Grab the Kid & Duck Behind Her :P

 

[Jeffro]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

And Jeff- reread that- The street is deserted, just you your wife and kids and the perp.

Ok , in that case I'd need to Ask, Is my Wife Sweet or a Pain in the Wallet ?
Maby I should Grab the Kid & Duck Behind Her :P

Heheheheh!

 

[stefen]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Well, I thought about this for a moment....and it passed.

OK, being serious now. By time the terrorist came within striking distance he would be overwhelmed by the horrendous stench...and all you'd see of me is a giant skid mark

I'd be a bookin down the road a piece.

I rewrote the script because I'm not married and who'd want kids at my age?

 

[packerbacker]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Jeff, just tell your wife to take her clothes off. Then the guy would have to kill himself. Hold hand over kids eyes.

 

[thadious]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

definitely the redneck option for me then I would have to skin him to show people back home what terrorist varmints look like. Maybe a nice rug or a wall hanging. Just kidding, seriously if he was charging at me I would drop him in his tracks. I would keep firing until he stopped advancing on me or being a threat to my family. ted

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

I found a flaw. Rednecks don't have to reload.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

I have to go with the Republican's Answer:

BANG!

 

[Blind.In.Texas]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

yeah the other flaw is real rednecks dont carry glocks. can't afford em. but we could shoot the hell out em with that double barrel .10 guage.

btw, always use the .12 guage indoors....a .10 is strictly an outdoor gun....y'all.

 

[ramjet2187]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Redneck, but my Glock .40 (Model 22) holds about 6 more shots..........(15 in the magazine, and one in the pipe)

And they're Winchester "Ranger" bullets, so it wouldn't take but a couple to the job.....

 

[Monty]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

I have a Glock model 23 in .40 S&W and a Smith and Wesson .45 ACP New Chief Special. It would take me just a second to decide which one I wanted to kill him with. Would I want big holes or bigger holes? Definately a head shot because of body armor. My cousin grows mini-water melons for his cattle. We line them up and shoot them to watch them explode. A head shot does pretty much the same thing. If he didn't die right off I'd give him mouth to ear resusitation. That's where you bend over and breath into his ear and say, Goodbye a$$hole. Street justice is so invigorating! Monty

 

[grizzly bare]

Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Well, I'm a redneck in real life, so I thought I knew what my answer would be . After I read the post, I wasn;t sure. Why waste all those bullets? The first one would take him out for sure.
damn! I may be a Republican and never knew it.

grizzly bare