Avast Mateys! Its "Talk like a Pirate" Day!

[Jeffro]

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arrrr?

Arrrrr! Ye blasted scurvy dog!

 

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[Jeffro]

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Dat be a mitey weak Arrr der Jimmy me boy...and Just Mona Licious the wench of the grog keg is showin ye a bit o' skin....YYYAAARRRR

Dont ye be jumping in here trying to save yer matey Zestypants....Back to the galley with ye ...The only grog you'll be getting is cooking wine....Now off with ye and where did that Captain Jeffro the skallywag take off too....run like the dickens he did at the first site of skin and sass!

Me and the Monaliscious hereby take command of these waters

Yarrrr! That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on! That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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arrrr?

Arrrrr! Ye blasted scurvy dog!

Would ye like to be our cabin boy, Former Capt'n Jeffro? Salty Dog Wes is in the galley making us a delicious pie and Pirate Zesty Plasticsword is swabbing the deck,.........Tis a fine day at sea

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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Aarrgh

 

[Jeffro]

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Are Pirates allowed to say "Hubba, Hubba"?


Oh, er, ummmm....

Aye me lass! It is I who be swabbing these decks from now on!

 

[Montana Jim]

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AAARrrrrr!!!!

Da' damned plastic sword will be the end of me...

Tis' almost midnight, the end of pirate speek is nigh! It comes like a tight sail in the trade winds... arrrrrr..... arrr

Me be swabbin' da' decks now and salty dog wes is baking pies... arrrr... tis a sad state of bein'. With Capt. jeffro as Cabin Boy... we be done fer sure...

One thing's fer sure... the pirate lass's booties are much bigger than ours!

But what booties they are! YAarrrrrrr...

I'll be leavin' this ship at first dry land... carryin' only what I can fit under me arms... and me wench can carry on her back... if'in the lass's will permit it.

arrrrr

 

[Montana Jim]

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One last look for me maytes' - a feast for yer' eyes...

It may take some extra strong grog fer the last wench... arrrrr....

 

[wesfrye53]

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Shiver me timbers...tis some mighty slim pickins fer pie makin me mateys.

Avast...de last vile wench tis a temptin fillin fer de pie I be's a makin but ifn I can finds me some pairs...er... pears I be a makin a pair...er..pear pie!

Aaaarrrr.......

Iffn ye can finds me a wench like did then I be a happy maker of me pies:



And if ye finds ye dunno like me cookin ye can set me on Madagascar if leave me to me own wits:



And den ye can be a takin "pieces o' eights" wit ya sos he can be a ordrin yur grub :



Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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Twas a fine day at sea ,me mates , but alas the high winds made me toss and turn and lose direction in the middle of the night....so all communications were lost ....This morn I see we made it all to shore ...but where is that pie?

 

[wesfrye53]

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Aw me Gypsy wench...i founds meself alookin fer a bit to tide me belly over til we got to port and I et it all meself.

Avast....instead o' de cat o' nine tails at de capstan, jest sets me off at Madagascar....Aaaarrr....

 

[Mona Lisa]

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Three hip hip horays for Me Gypsygal....for assemblin the finest crew ever assembled. Hip Hip Horray! Hip Hip Horray! Hip Hip Horray!

A toast to ye ole blue-eyed salt, Shermanville....our first matey.....a more trusty, loyal or true first mate wed never be findin.

A toast to our cook, Wesleyfrye....No more Mrs. Pauls Fish Sticks for us...for shore. He be the finest chef we be ever havin. It's pies and cakes for us! :P

A toast to our cabinboy, Jeffro....for starttin thees thread ...and fer doin whatever cabinboys do!

A toast to Zestypa....Zestypants?? Whar be that skalleywag, Zestypants? That rogue has a wandering eye....when I gets ahold of that bouy....I'll be shackling him to the nearest post...and givin him a lashing he'd never forgets.....And I was fixin to hav him help me with mes shoes tonight.

 

[Baldingboy]

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Aye, I wound find myself happy to help ya with those thar shoes. Oh btw.... AAaaargggh!

 

[Montana Jim]

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Aarrrr… I’m back aboard, and I sees ye been speakin’ about me wearabouts, and accusin’ me of covortin’ ‘eh? Me wishes I be that lucky…

Don’t ask me aga... wha? What be this? *looking at Capt’n Mona Liscious’ new shoes*

Yaaarrrrr… those be some fine piratin’ shoes me lass…

It makes me want to make the scrunchy pirate arrrr face!



Not the "Nancyboy the Pirate" face…



If ye must know lass… I was in port – shoppin’ fer ye dessert tonight… the strawberries and whip cream ye be so fond of! But with all the accussin’,and iffi’n you needs no help with yer gorgeous pirate shoes… maybe I might find another to share ye dessert with.

And if shackle me ye must… I’ll not be complainin’… just wear them shoes... and bring the whip...I might need some learnin'!

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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Shopping fer strawbs and whipping cream be ya now? The only theeng you best be getting 'is a on board ' , you scallywag cur...Woman in every port....spending me hard earned dabloons....and you a gawking over a pair of shiney shoes like a scullery maid on London's Row ....I'll be geeving ye me boot soon enough.......You be leeving our fine Captn Lisalicious alone..She has the ship to sail and the winds are high tonight....she doesnt need you setting her off on a wayward course.......here the crew be waiting and you be off galavanting ....Davey Jones time is drawing near and it'll be his turn at port and ye be damned then Fancyboy Jim



ou best be breenging one of those extra island women home....I cant keep playing two roles here.....Now its off to find that Geepsy.....I'm sure that Captain Jack has snuck on board and is chasing her skirt again....cant keep heem away from her....

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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Aye ,Tia ....I be right here still looking for my Cabin Boy Jeffro....Here I be with Decks that need a swabbing and he being no where in site....Guess I need to show him my compass to point him in the right direction....

 

[Mona Lisa]

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Playing the role of Tia tonight is our own.....amazing Gypsyheart. Applause!

Playing the role of Elizabeth Swan tonight is our own very talented.....Gypsyheart! Applause!

And now on with our show! 8)

 

[wesfrye53]

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Author! Author!

 

[Copperhead]

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How long is a pirate day?....

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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How long is a pirate day?....

Aye Matey...A day on the sea is like a lifetime , But a night on the Pink Pearl with Mona Lisa and Gypsy is eternity! Arrg!

 

[Jeffro]

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me apologies M'Lady- th' work o' a cabin lad be never done.....

Mendin' sails....​

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cleanin' up after that blasted monkey.....​

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AND yer scurvy curr....​

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De- Lousin' the mates....​

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"work, work, work all day, then th' evenin' chores!"​

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Aye- It be GOOD to be a cabin boy!​