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Ballad of the "Undocumented Foreign National"!
I visit U.S.,Get treated regal
so I stay, who care I illegal!
I cross river, poor and broke
take bus, see government folk!
Nice man treat me good in there
say I need to see welfare!
welfare say, "you come no more"
"We send check right to you door!"
Welfare Checks, they make you wealthy
Medicaid, It keeps you healthy!
I go to College, for me it's free,
and now I have PHD!
Bye & Bye, I got plenty money
Thanks to you, American Dummy!
Write to friends in Motherland
tell them come fast as you can!
They come in vans and big Ford trucks
I buy big house with Welfare Bucks!
They come here, We live together,
more Welfare Checks, it get better!
Fourteen Families, they moving in
But neighbors patience wearing thin!
Finally, white guy moves away
Now, I buy his house, then I say,
Find more aliens for house to rent
and in the yard, I put a tent!
Send for family (they just trash)
But they too, draw the Welfare Cash!
Everything is very good
and soon we own the neighborhood!
We have hobby- it's called Breeding
welfare pay for Baby feeding!
Kids need Dentist, Wife need Pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy, He pay all year,
to keep welfare running here!
We think America darn good place
Too damn good for white man race!
If they no like us, they can go,
plenty of room in Mexico!
I visit U.S.,Get treated regal
so I stay, who care I illegal!
I cross river, poor and broke
take bus, see government folk!
Nice man treat me good in there
say I need to see welfare!
welfare say, "you come no more"
"We send check right to you door!"
Welfare Checks, they make you wealthy
Medicaid, It keeps you healthy!
I go to College, for me it's free,
and now I have PHD!
Bye & Bye, I got plenty money
Thanks to you, American Dummy!
Write to friends in Motherland
tell them come fast as you can!
They come in vans and big Ford trucks
I buy big house with Welfare Bucks!
They come here, We live together,
more Welfare Checks, it get better!
Fourteen Families, they moving in
But neighbors patience wearing thin!
Finally, white guy moves away
Now, I buy his house, then I say,
Find more aliens for house to rent
and in the yard, I put a tent!
Send for family (they just trash)
But they too, draw the Welfare Cash!
Everything is very good
and soon we own the neighborhood!
We have hobby- it's called Breeding
welfare pay for Baby feeding!
Kids need Dentist, Wife need Pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy, He pay all year,
to keep welfare running here!
We think America darn good place
Too damn good for white man race!
If they no like us, they can go,
plenty of room in Mexico!
