Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

[Gypsy Heart]

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!


Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
your friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

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PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay and you guessed it.....wants to get laid.

 

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[stevesno]

Usually I like to woo my women with wine....But in the case of my most recent romance...the wine wasn't necessary....She was a piece of cake....cupcake that is...lol

 

[Bridge End Farm]

cup cake or fruitcake?


Gyspy what do you drink ,, whats it mean if a guy drinks water?



He is just thirsty and doesnt care about anything else lol

 

[Gypsy Heart]

cup cake or fruitcake?


Gyspy what do you drink ,, whats it mean if a guy drinks water?



He is just thirsty and doesnt care about anything else lol

If there is one thing Stevey loves more than a cupcake....its definetly a fruitcake.

 

[jeff of pa]

I love that Tequila

 

[Jeffro]

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay and you guessed it.....wants to get laid.

Throw 'em all in a bucket, swirl it around, and I'll choke it down. OH, except the White Zin, thank you very much.

 

[stefen]

I had a roommate in college that would belly-up to a chick in a bar, tell her that his name was Dwayne, and would bluntly ask her if she like to %$#@ (used the explicite termonology) and if she said yes, then he'd buy her a drink

Worked 85 to 90% of the time...came home once with a black eye

Her husband was sitting on the other side.