savant365
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A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when
he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the
fence, taking in the whole event. The man thought, "Oh
Great..he's only 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining
the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his
son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast
was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the
fence, taking in the whole event. The man thought, "Oh
Great..he's only 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining
the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his
son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast
was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
