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An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl bikers' bar by mistake. He found his way to a barstool and ordered some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yelled to the waiter,"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately fell absolutely silent, and in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl .
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head, and muttered, "No, not if I'm gonna have toexplain it five times."
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl .
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head, and muttered, "No, not if I'm gonna have toexplain it five times."
