savant365
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Blonde Men do exist
> Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond
> haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun
> and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
>
>
> As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around
> like this?'
>
>
> The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...
>
>
> I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to
> go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
>
>
> We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...
> So I did.
>
>
> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.
>
>
> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....so I
> did.
>
>
> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
> town cowboy.. '
>
>
> 'And here I am.'
>
>
> Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist
> Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond
> haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun
> and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
>
>
> As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around
> like this?'
>
>
> The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...
>
>
> I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to
> go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
>
>
> We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...
> So I did.
>
>
> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.
>
>
> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....so I
> did.
>
>
> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
> town cowboy.. '
>
>
> 'And here I am.'
>
>
> Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist
