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Boudreaux that Crazy Cajun ..........
One day Boudreaux is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds
to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks Boudreaux, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Boudreaux answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls
him up and asks, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
Boudreaux replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, brother?"
Boudreaux again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Boudreaux
in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
preacher again asks Boudreaux, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
Boudreaux, still drunk, wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
the preacher, Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
One day Boudreaux is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds
to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks Boudreaux, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Boudreaux answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls
him up and asks, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
Boudreaux replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, brother?"
Boudreaux again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Boudreaux
in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
preacher again asks Boudreaux, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
Boudreaux, still drunk, wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
the preacher, Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
