Bubba and his two buddies

[TerryC]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.
The three men had always done everything together!!!!!
Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.
Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”
Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two **sholes.”
“What? He had two *******s?” asked the mortician.
Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two **sholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two **sholes!” ╦╦C

 

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[Kray Gelder]

A good one! Reminds me of another...nah, can't tell it.

 

[A2coins]

Yep good one. I got a ton of em but cant post em here either.

 

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[Honest Samuel]

You must had been insulted.

 

[ticndig]

[FONT=&quot]A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Grande, Verdana, Lucida Sans Regular, Lucida Sans Unicode, Arial, sans-serif]With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly with his nose. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said, "Bark" (meaning "dead as a door nail").[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also carefully sniffed out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow" (meaning "he's history"). He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went berserk. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, the charge would have been $50, but you I have to charge you for the Lab report and the cat scan."[/FONT]

 

[nomad 11]

this needs to be moved to the jokes forum. i was starting to feel sorry fer bubba (*_*)

 

[civilman1]

That's awesome Terry!!