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Bubba's Dog
On a hot summer day, a red-neck came into town with his
dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold
beer. 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the
dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The policeman
said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The red-neck replies, "No way dog's in
heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--your dog needs to be
br ed."
"No way," the red-neck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry,
cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The red-neck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog!"
On a hot summer day, a red-neck came into town with his
dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold
beer. 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the
dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The policeman
said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The red-neck replies, "No way dog's in
heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--your dog needs to be
br ed."
"No way," the red-neck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry,
cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The red-neck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog!"
