Bumper sticker sayings

[fossis]

A local one
Galveston Island 32 miles long 2 miles wide
134 bars and 21 liquor stores
Need we say More.

I hope this helps you all understand me a little better

Bobby

It's a step in the right direction.

Fossis...............

 

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[fossis]

Way back in the old days, when I was a teen driver, I had 2 on my 64 Malibu SS. 1 on each side of the rear license plate. The one on the left said "Beware: Teenaged Driver!! " and the one on the right side said " Keep Your Distance!!!"

Good advice, I saw one on an 18 wheeler, that said,
(Student driver), I hope it wasn't for real.

Fossis...........

 

[fossis]

A sticker on a very large Motor home

I don't pay rent,
Idon't mow grass!
I feed this hungry monster gass!

OD

Fossis...........

 

[sharpshooter]

One I saw a few years ago:

MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA

Come on.......Now that's funny.

 

[fossis]

One I saw a few years ago:

MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA

Come on.......Now that's funny.

:P

Fossis...............

 

[mr007s]

The sticker on my TITUS mtn. bike reads:

My other toy has BOOBS

 

[Old Dog]

I have one on the back of the Jeep that says .

Missing your cat?
Look in my tread.

The only reason I kept it on there was because ...
It bugs my Mom in law.

LOL
OD

 

[fossis]

The sticker on my TITUS mtn. bike reads:

My other toy has BOOBS

Naughty, Naughty.

Fossis..............

 

[fossis]

I have one on the back of the Jeep that says .

Missing your cat?
Look in my tread.

The only reason I kept it on there was because ...
It bugs my Mom in law.

LOL
OD

Fossis............

 

[Old Dog]

Fossis,
Here's that Jeep

 

[zlathim]

How about:
"9 of the 10 voices in my head are telling me not to shoot you."

or

"The little voices in my head told me to call in sick today and stay home to clean my guns."

 

[jopher]

Being a respectably safe driver who witnesses an amazing amount of disrespectful, unsafe driving during my commutes, Ive come up with a few that express my personal feelings.

"Support roadside beatings for aggressive drivers"

"Speeders kill more Americans than terrorists do.....they just dont mean to"

"Free radiator extraction....just flash lights"
(This is just above the Reese hitch on my F-250)
(Yes...I have done one)

 

[bowser]

quit honking im reloading is on my truck

 

[fossis]

Fossis,
Here's that Jeep

Good looking ride, Old Dog, I used to drive
one in the Army.

Fossis.............

 

[fossis]

How about:
"9 of the 10 voices in my head are telling me not to shoot you."

or

"The little voices in my head told me to call in sick today and stay home to clean my guns."

Fossis................

 

[fossis]

Being a respectably safe driver who witnesses an amazing amount of disrespectful, unsafe driving during my commutes, Ive come up with a few that express my personal feelings.

"Support roadside beatings for aggressive drivers"

"Speeders kill more Americans than terrorists do.....they just dont mean to"

"Free radiator extraction....just flash lights"
(This is just above the Reese hitch on my F-250)
(Yes...I have done one)

It's getting 'crazier' every day.

Fossis..........

 

[stefen]

HUNG JURY

8 MEN - 4 WOMEN

 

[BLACKFOOT]

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.






best of the bunch i don't talk about my voices in the head it makes them angry



Blackfoot

 

[UnEarthed72]

I saw a bumper sticker on a car that read....My other ride is your mom.

and a t-shirt on a guy driving a motor cycle read...If you can read this t-shirt...my wife fell off....AMEN!!!

 

[Tricia]

"I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he broke up with me before we met."