cannibal

[Badger Bart]

Heard about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

 

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[stud564]

no

 

[Leon]

Did it smell when he passed his friend

 

[Badger Bart]

Did the tree that fell in the forest when no one was around make any noise?

 

[Badger Bart]

That's it stud, did you get it yet?

 

[stud564]

not really. i can be slow on some of these.

 

[stefen]

I'll bet his friend was pooped.

 

[Wetgreenie]

Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?



They taste funny....

 

[stud564]

nice

 

[Michelle]

Heard about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

haha ,,,.....

 

[Michelle]

no

some people just dont get it cannibals dont have friends they eat them dah

 

[Michelle]

Did the tree that fell in the forest when no one was around make any noise?

How the heck would you know if nobody was around dahhh

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.

 

[stoney56]

Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes."

 

[Michelle]

hahahaha........she be the dumplins'

 

[stoney56]

OK Michelle-how about this one.

A British explorer ventures into cannibal territory in Africa and is trapped by the savages. They bring him to their village, where they strip him and prepare a big cauldron over the fire to cook him.

As the Brit stands there, close to the cauldron, a big, muscular cannibal approaches, his arms full of onions, carrots, potatoes, beets, etc. Resigned to his fate, the Brit steps aside to let the cannibal approach the cauldron.

"No, bwana," says the savage. "Turn around. This is for the stuffing."

 

[Michelle]

Talk about an enima..........

 

[grizzly bare]

So two cannibals catch a missionary and roast him. One starts at the feet eating with gusto while the other begins with the brain.
After a while the "upper" cannibal asks,"Jim, how you doing down there? Jim replies ,"I'm having a ball!" Friend shouts back,"Slow down, I'm just at the neck!

grizzly bare

 

[Wetgreenie]

Great one Griz!!

 

[GETTOGATERSAM]

Talk about an enima..........

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