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[John-Edmonton]

I called Buddy this afternoon, before I went detecting. As usual, he showed up on our wooden deck to get some free peanuts. I gave him a quick metal detecting 101 course on the hobby of metal detecting. He seemed very interested too! He figured a metal detector could help him find some deep buried nuts.


Below he is checking out my latest rig..... What is he about to say?

 

[Terry Soloman]

"How much did you say you paid for this thing?"

 

[Jason in Enid]

Can this thing find nuts? I cant find my stash.

 

[Greybear]

How deep will it detect in All Nut Mode?


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[Andy Nunez]

You gotta be nuts to buy anything but Garrett!

 

[vferrari]

"Are you nuts? Why didn't you wait and get me an Equinox?"

You hadn't received many responses, so I thought I would make a contribution. Just poking a little fun, John, don't take (too much) offense. From your friends in the Deus forum.

 

[digger460]

"I'm using this one now! I'm tired of using the Garrett Carrot."

 

[RW]

Help, I've lost my brass nuts and can't get up!

 

[Dr. Witty]

"Nuts, I was really looking forward to meeting that handsome gentleman that swings the Makro Racer 2"

 

[bowwinkles]

"Instead of being your truck hood ornament, you want me to be what"

 

[Andy Nunez]

You mean I can't eat the Garrett Carrott?

 

[Carolina Tom]

"I am delicious with cornbread and green beans"

I see that you are from Canada, apparently things are different up that way. I live in The South, and we eat squirrels. Buddy looks really tender and all those peanuts will make him succulent and sweet!

Sorry, I couldn't resist, I will show myself out now...

 

[John-Edmonton]

"I am delicious with cornbread and green beans"

I see that you are from Canada, apparently things are different up that way. I live in The South, and we eat squirrels. Buddy looks really tender and all those peanuts will make him succulent and sweet!

Sorry, I couldn't resist, I will show myself out now...

That's OK......I threatened Buddy once, after he bit me, to hang him in my dehydrator, smoke him and eat him if he ever did that again!

 

[littlehugger]

It was a flip top......and you dig the next one!

 

[boogeyman]

Go put this back in the closet! I know where all the coins are in this yard and I'll dig em too. Best part is I work for peanuts!!