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Teacher tells her first grade class that humans are the only animal in the animal kingdom that stutter.
Suzie raises her hand and the teacher asks her if she has a question. "No" replied Suzie, "I just wanted to tell you that my cat used to stutter." "Really?, then why don't you tell us about it?" suggested the teacher.
"Well, one day I was out in the backyard with my cat. All of a sudden the neighbor's Doberman busted through the fence and attacked my cat. My cat started saying, fff, fff, fff and before she could say f*&%k the Doberman ate her."
Suzie raises her hand and the teacher asks her if she has a question. "No" replied Suzie, "I just wanted to tell you that my cat used to stutter." "Really?, then why don't you tell us about it?" suggested the teacher.
"Well, one day I was out in the backyard with my cat. All of a sudden the neighbor's Doberman busted through the fence and attacked my cat. My cat started saying, fff, fff, fff and before she could say f*&%k the Doberman ate her."
