Charm School

[FreedomUIC]

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.

The first woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."

The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."

Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the second woman commented "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

The second woman replied "My husband sent me to charm school."

"Charm school!" the first woman cried "land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"

The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'who gives a flying f@!##', I learned to say 'Well, isn't that nice'."

 

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[stefen]

Well, isn't that nice...:laughing7

Almost said who gives a FF...

 

[Goose-0]

While flying?

 

[CoilyGirl]

One of my favorite jokes ever! Now every time I hear someone bragging I say in my Southern accent"Oh how naaass."

 

[austin]

I worked with and dated a southern belle who always would utter, "Well I Declare". It drove me nuts until I asked her why she always said it. She said it just wasn't "Ladylike" to tell someone they were full of crap to their face. You just brought back a ton of memories...